Art Letter #4
Tattoos in NYC May 7th-9th, playing porch fest May 30th in Philly.
This one is short but I’ll put some jokes in here for fun.

Unlike Bryan Johnson’s girlfriend’s vaginal microbiome, I am imperfect, which, I’ve come to love BUT that also makes one make mistakes. Handling all your own appointment scheduling and tech and promo is annoying but alas, who else will do it? Anyway, here is a new link if you want to book a tattoo with me in NYC, I’m there TOMORROW (which is totally open if anyone wants a big thing or many little things). If you tried the previous link I sent …. April Fools! I fucked up… this one works tho.
I’m also doing my first ever Philly Porchfest May 30th, my friend Lia who I met during a cemetery walk is organizing a lovely show with her housemates. We will be playing music on a porch. Here’s the flyer. Proceeds going to the Poor Peoples Army. I love my spooky life :O)
This week I designed and tattoo something that impressed me, I don’t impress myself often. In fact, being an artist is having a little voice in you the whole time that like “that could’ve been better, oh shit you fucked up sooo bad there, omg everyone’s gonna be able to tell!!!” but the little voice this week changed momentarily into “omg you did that BITCH! You’re amazing!” and I wanna share this beautiful tattoo I did for my friend Joy :)
It’s like an energetic drawing of a tulip, made to look textured like ti was drawn with charcoal or crayon. I looked at it and was like wow I love myself????
ok, and now the end…
Scene: You wake up after a crazy night out, you haven’t let loose in a while. You went out with friends until 5am and you met a hot ass girl or guy but you dont really remember much. You reached total ecstasy, pleasure you never knew you were capable of. You havent felt like this since your first love. It’s all a blur. You wake up in a penthouse 1000 feet up in Dubai, these faces are looking at you.
”You were amazing last night shall we dance again?” they say. Implying sex as “dancing”.
You are a little dizzy but its very clear to you it’s Jeff and Lauren Sanchez Bezos and they kind of smell like a bit like rot but, covered in expensive perfume.
Do you smash again, have breakfast, leave no contact? Or do you leave immediately no breakfast? (catered all you can eat you can even take some home)
Please respond directly in the comments. Thank you and hope to see you in NYC for a tattoooooooeeeeeyyyyy wwaaahhhoooo!!!!





